What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I don't drink

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Are Indian girls awesome in bed? Do they taste different than our American girls? Does anyone has experience with both American and Indian girls?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why cant I breathe when I sleep on my back, I can breathe if im on my side or stomach but I feel uncomfortable since either my neck is twisted or my back is in pain, im physically healthy and my surroundings are clean so whats the problem?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : I'm 24.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

Me : Thank you.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Tea ?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

Me : Sure.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Do older women know what they want?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

A kid threw a stone at my car. I confronted his mom (who was nearby). She said, "You can't prove it was my son." How should I have reacted?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

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Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : No

How can I decorate my house creatively?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?